on canadian dramamine
Chopping along to the tune
Of what marimba once meant
I was conveyed aboard
Silken waves
Among the San Juan Islands
On a ferry offering
Duty-free liquor for sale
I, journaling devotedly,
Attended to my travel writing;
Adhering to low-stakes admissions for awhile,
I did well to avoid
My typical crown molding approach
Or moulding, if you prefer
(I do)
I tested out my tooth on
Japanese paper—
All premium-silky, and such—
In a B5 notebook
With six-millimeter rule
Each page numbered and dated
Luxury pointed to prestige…
And so it began again
I couldn’t help but envision
An epic narrative
Bigger than life—
With all its fogged marcasite,
Splintered particleboard,
Saturnine epoxy;
I strove instead to evoke
Gloss enamel—
White everything, if you will
As in the clapboard upbringings
Of my respective ancestors
(Imagined though they may be)
Shortly, I became
High as a homing pigeon on Gravol
Lucid-dreaming in a land of
Adjacency
Where bleating lambs jumped off cliffs
To their deaths,
Resurfacing alive and
Without scratches
Where pounds of fake plastic straws clogged up
My pet whale’s arteries
And where Nicholas Ray kept making movies
Frozen as was his head in the place of
Walt Disney’s
It all made sense to me
When I suddenly awoke,
I wondered aloud:
“What the fuck is ‘consequence delivery’?”
A crew member asked me to quiet down
I had disturbed the ecstatic reveries of my seat neighbors—
That is, robbed the seasick of their exception
Token me!
I was reminded of that time at empathy training
When my crow’s feet and laugh lines gave way to
Sudden cipherings, like:
(a) Monotony drives me to the bathroom;
(b) America is ever, or seldom, in the present tense; and
(c) I’m perdurably attempting to save the moment I just destroyed
Too little, too late:
From the dark of November comes the lemon tree,
Interspecific occupancy dwindles,
And a silicone cast of the Venus of Willendorf
Luxuriates in tide pools of Triaminic;
In the interstitial remains,
With little traces tripping, fripping to the fore,
The order of this offensive
Takes the form of Ultra Corinthian
And its ancillary portholes
Do little to drain the figurative swamp